Return of the old school.
The monkey flew out to San Francisco and
returned with a new address for Steph, Kim and The Gimp. It was the
end for monkey. He had been through every single house without leave
and now he would be leaving before the story ended at Red Zero. All
summer long the monkey and The Chief waged war with each other over
the monkey's noise and other petty issues. They would miss each
other. Jeff and Deana had also planned on moving out west and with
bridges burning brightly they moved to Los Angeles. They were married
a year later in Las Vegas with Stercus acting as Best Dog. As the
rooms at Red Zero Year Four filled up with returning roommates like
Dennis,Cass, No-Joke G and Zalph, monkey wondered if he was making a
mistake. A week before they were supposed to leave Red Zero, the
apartment in San Francisco fell through. Suddenly they had nowhere to
live since they had given up their rooms at Red Zero. Monkey and
Steph grabbed a small room on the first floor, Kim stayed in the
attic with Chip and The Gimp tried to live in the basement. The new
landlord Francis had arranged for the attic to be zoned as a living
space but not the basement. He found The Gimp sleeping on a pile of
cardboard boxes and rousted him from his dark hiding place in the
basement. Scott P. returned from a summer internship in Japan to find
himself living next to the monkey. It was his worst nightmare. During
Ground Zero 2 Scott P. had lived in the apartment below the monkey
and knew all too well from that experience that the monkey's late
night noise habits were not to be endured. Fortunately, there was a
new vibe in the house that year. It was a return to the original
ideology of Red Zero; friends living together. With the reduced
numbers communication improved and a new era began. Still, there was
unrest below the surface. The Chief painted his room dark brown with
pink trim to wash away any remnants of the Zoe debacle. His room
became dark and evil. It was often referred to as "The Anus". The
monkey went berserk late one winter night and ripped his radiator out
of his floor. (He said he was hot.) Water flowed freely from the
ruptured pipes up into the monkey's room and then down into the
basement onto the fuse boxes. Francis was called and Red Zero went
into crisis mode as electrocution threatened anyone who attempted to
shut the water off in the basement. Once the crisis was over it
became apparent why the thermostat in the first floor hallway had
been savagely mauled and sabotaged so many times. That Halloween Red
Zero had it's first party. Ten kegs were purchased and a wall of
sheets was erected around the parking lot behind the house. Costumes
were made and lights were set up as Red Zero braced itself for it's
first public invasion since the small rave parties of the year
before. The party was huge. An estimated 900 people came and at $2 a
head those who had purchased kegs found themselves with a surplus of
money. Police had surrounded the house. No-Joke G aka Nabbee Swift
spun a loud set the entire night while the Hamptones played a live
show in the basement. An undercover policeman was identified inside
the house trying to sell illegal drugs to anyone he could find. No
one bought any and as soon as he left shortly after 3:00 am the party
was busted. As the year went on tensions mounted within the tightly
knit group. Before anything could come to a head things changed. Cass
moved to Seattle and Stephanie moved into her room. Kim and Chip
moved out of the attic and the Chief moved on up out of the "Anus".
Patrick and Stephanie moved in to the Chief's old room and No-Joke
took Stephanie's old room. There were new faces moving in; D-Mo, who
had always existed on the periphery of previous houses finally took
the plunge. D-Mo was jumping from the sinking ship of 411; the former
site of Ground Zero 2, just as the situation reached critical mass.
Another refugee was Andy; who had lived through the squalor of the
Gimp house for an entire year. As the room shuffles subsided, the
residents of Year 4 transmogrified into...
Keep in mind that this history of Red Zero is not intended
to be %100 accurate, objective or all inclusive. There were things
that were too personal and or illegal that happened in the course of
this history and as such will not make an appearance here.